As you are all aware, WhiteMeat is actually my Brother-In-Law. That’s right, he’s the bastard that got my sister pregnant! But because Greg is so much older than us all, he has had time to collect wisdom through the years. He confided in me when he said:
Family is like a twenty dollar bill…they’re nice to have. And the more you have, the better. And sometimes you get lucky and find one in the gutter, so you take it and think of ways to invest it. But you usually just end up putting it through the wash and ruining it or spending it on beer. But if you use it to buy beer, make sure you don’t get the cheap shit because then you’ll just get a real bad hangover and never want to drink again. And that’s no good, becasue I really like drinking.
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