A guy goes to Revenue Canada to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him about his previous employer. He replies:

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“The army. I served in the Princess Pats for three years; last duty in Afghanistan”.

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The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment”.

The interviewer then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

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The guy says, “Yes 100%… A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off”.

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The interviewer tells the guy, “O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A M to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00.”

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The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come in at 10:00?”

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“This is a government job” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls. Not much point in you coming in for that.”