Dave and Rick worked together at a garage. Rick had a drop-dead gorgeous wife, Stacey. One morning, Dave came over and asked for Rick. “Sorry, he’s not her.” Stacey told him.
Hearing this, Dave said, “That’s okay. By the way though, I have to say, you are one very pretty lady.”
“Thank you,” Stacey replied. “I’ll make you a deal,” Dave went on. “I have to see those tits. If you’ll let me feel you up, I’ll give you $500.00.” Stacey thought about it for a minute, and thought, ‘What the hell. No one will ever know.” So, she undid her blouse, took off her bra, and let Dave have his fun.
“This is killing me.” Dave said. “I’ll give you another $500.00 if I can hop in the sack with you.” Stacey gave this some thought, and concluded that it’d be the easiest $1,000.00 she’d ever made. So, they went upstairs, Dave forked over the money, and rode her like the Kentucky Derby.
That night, Rick came home, and as they were eating dinner, he asked, “Did Dave come by today?”
Stacey froze, and thought, ‘Shit! He knows! Somehow he knows.’ She said, “Um…yeah.”
“Great,” Rick said, “did he drop off that $1,000.00 he owes me?”
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