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Corporate Bullshit

The thing I hate most about the coporate world is the double standards.

When I take a long time… I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time… he is thorough.


When I don’t do it… I am lazy.

When my boss doesn’t do it… he is too busy.


When I do something without being told… I am over-stepping my boundaries.

When my boss does the same thing… that is initiative.


When I take a stand… I am stubborn.

When my boss does it… he is being firm.


When I overlook a rule of etiquette… I am rude.

When my boss slips a few rules… he is being original.


When I please my boss… I am apple polishing.

When my boss pleases his boss… he is co-operating.


When I get ahead… I am lucky.

When my boss gets ahead… that’s hard work.


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This entry was posted on Monday, July 31st, 2006 at 12:50 pm and is filed under All, Funny Stuff.

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