There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass. The results were pretty interesting.:

• 85% of women think their ass is too big
• 10% of women think their ass is too little
• The other 5% say that they don’t care – they love him and would have married him anyway.

True story….

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This cartoon is straight to the point, but still funny.

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We’ve all seen some tough exam question. I wish I had the balls to leave some of these answers instead of leaving a blank:

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A gas station in Newfoundland was trying to increase sales so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon Carl, a local Islander pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him pick a number from 1 to 10, if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone’s amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.

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1. You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, ‘I’m fantastic in bed.’

That’s Direct Marketing.

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2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, ‘She’s fantastic in bed.’

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Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk who had passed out.

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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

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She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”

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Recently, an e-mail was sent out to the entire office. There are new policies that needed to be addressed. The e-maild read as follows:

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