Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk who had passed out.

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Out of respect for the lady, the Red Wings fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

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The Senators fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

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Following their lead, the Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

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The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Wings cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.

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Next, he lifted the Sens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

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The officer then lifted the Leafs cap, replaced it,then lifted it again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and replaced it.

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Meanwhile, the Leaf fan was getting upset and finally asked,”What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”

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“Well,” said the officer. ” I’m a little confused. Normally when I look under a Leafs hat, I find an asshole!”