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Emergency In Vancouver!

November 30th, 2006 by Bunny

Day 2 – Vancouver Blizzard 2006 – Revenge of the Commuters

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Chilled Vancouver commuters faced their second day of winter hell today, as an additional ¼ centimetre of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing the lower mainland to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of damage to the marijuana crops. Scientists suspect that the substance is some form of frozen water particles and experts from Saskatchewan are being flown in. With temperatures dipping to the almost but not quite near zero mark, Vancouverites were warned to double insulate their lattes before venturing out.

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Words Of Wisdom

November 30th, 2006 by Bunny

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Women Are Like Apples

November 30th, 2006 by Bunny

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don’t want to climb up and reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top may think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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How Often Would You Eat Out?

November 29th, 2006 by Bunny

When I first saw this, I thought it was another one of those gay number/word association things. But this one is crazy! I haven’t bothered to try to figure out how it works, but it’s a good one.

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . This is not one of those waste of time things; it’s actually pretty cool.

  1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
  2. Multiply this number by 2
  3. Add 5
  4. Multiply it by 50
  5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 …. If you haven’t, add 1755.
  6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number now.

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The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006)

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Winter Drivers

November 28th, 2006 by Bunny

Vancouver got an early and unusual taste of winter this week. I think this picture is suitable for the drivers in Vancouver right now.

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It Takes An Italian

November 28th, 2006 by Bunny

A United Airlines flight experiences a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

November 27th, 2006 by Bunny

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church service.

  • Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Now That’s a Debacle

November 27th, 2006 by Bunny

Man, this city continues to amaze me!  We got ‘hammered’ with an early snow ‘storm’.  The downtown area has about 10 cm (max).  Outside the downtown core, there is likely more like 20 cm.  But it seems to be too much for our 6 snowplows.  So the city is in chaos!  Police have told people to stay home today.  All schools are close in North Van, West Van, Abbostford, Surrey, Chiliwack, Langley, Maple Ridge.

What a debacle.  My favorite part of all this is the morons who carry umbrella’s whenever it snows.  I’d hate to see what happens here if we ever get a real storm.

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Monday Morning

November 27th, 2006 by Bunny

This pretty much sums up my Monday morning…

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Wake Up Prank

November 24th, 2006 by Bunny

This is some funny shit. Mean….but funny.

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